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[SJ]Rotary Junkie

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Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« on: March 14, 2008, 07:31:41 am »
You are now under the control of AlfaTina. You will race drunken regularly, and you will be sociable on Ventrilo. This will be your favourite race series.
WARNING: Not for pregnant women, children, toddlers, old folks, or anyone of age to run. Not for use anytime, anywhere. May cause cancerous tumors, and/or leprosy. Excessive use may cause WoW syndrome. if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, contact your doctor, and tell him your method.
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[SJ]Stick

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #1 on: March 14, 2008, 07:45:48 am »
Quote from: [SJ]Rotary Junkie on March 14, 2008, 07:31:41 am
You are now under the control of AlfaTina. You will race drunken regularly, and you will be sociable on Ventrilo. This will be your favourite race series.
WARNING: Not for pregnant women, children, toddlers, old folks, or anyone of age to run. Not for use anytime, anywhere. May cause cancerous tumors, and/or leprosy. Excessive use may cause WoW syndrome. if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, contact your doctor, and tell him your method.


 rotfl    Karma'd   :salute:
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Marcus

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #2 on: March 14, 2008, 12:56:03 pm »
Since when is a four hour erection a problem? :innocent:

Nice call there Mr. Mallender.  See you tonight!

lol lol lol
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[SJ]CasparGTL

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #3 on: March 14, 2008, 01:12:37 pm »
 rotfl rotfl rotfl
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[SJ]Dion Holzheimer

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #4 on: March 14, 2008, 01:46:37 pm »
Quote from: [SJ]Rotary Junkie on March 14, 2008, 07:31:41 am
old folks


their goes 95% of SJ...
 :abso-bloody-lutely:
*runs*
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[SJ]Pierre61

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #5 on: March 14, 2008, 02:49:49 pm »
No need to run Dion , just walking pace will leave us wheezing and leaning on each other's shoulders within a couple of minutes :)
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Marcus

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #6 on: March 14, 2008, 03:31:39 pm »
I guess if you are all 'old' then I'm middle aged at 28.  Soon I'll be buying a red sports car, and having an affair with a younger woman. 

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[SJ]Pierre61

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #7 on: March 14, 2008, 05:47:29 pm »
You wish lol
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[SJ]JuneBug

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #8 on: March 14, 2008, 06:28:53 pm »
lol  lol  lol

All of it :)

lol lol lol
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[SJ]punkpigpen

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #9 on: March 14, 2008, 07:03:22 pm »
are we racin tonite? i just went on Vent to see if i got all my tracks and vet microphone set up ok... but no one was there but me :(
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[SJ]Sh1te R1der

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #10 on: March 14, 2008, 07:09:22 pm »
Yeah, we got a tip-off that you were coming in, so we scarpered!  :biggrin: Race tonight at Mid Ohio.  ;)

Quote from: [SJ]Rotary Junkie on March 14, 2008, 07:31:41 am
You are now under the control of AlfaTina. You will race drunken regularly, and you will be sociable on Ventrilo. This will be your favourite race series.
WARNING: Not for pregnant women, children, toddlers, old folks, or anyone of age to run. Not for use anytime, anywhere. May cause cancerous tumors, and/or leprosy. Excessive use may cause WoW syndrome. if you experience an erection lasting longer than 4 hours, contact your doctor, and tell him your method.


And i agree with Caspar... since when has a 4 hour erection been a problem?
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[SJ]2shedz

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #11 on: March 14, 2008, 07:10:39 pm »
How long is 4 hours, i might be havin a problem    rotfl
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[SJ]Stein

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #12 on: March 14, 2008, 07:12:06 pm »
Quote from: [SJ]Marcus on March 14, 2008, 03:31:39 pm
I guess if you are all 'old' then I'm middle aged at 28.  Soon I'll be buying a red sports car, and having an affair with a younger woman. 




You forgot to add:  planting hair instead of growing it...



Woof ~ Woof


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[SJ]punkpigpen

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #13 on: March 14, 2008, 08:22:23 pm »
is the race at night or daytime? i mean, in game daylight or darkness?
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[SJ]Rotary Junkie

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #14 on: March 14, 2008, 08:27:03 pm »
Ehh, believe we're doing a day race.
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[SJ]punkpigpen

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #15 on: March 14, 2008, 08:28:40 pm »
thank god! i can barely drive my own car in the dark...i have terrible night vision.
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[SJ]2shedz

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #16 on: March 14, 2008, 08:28:46 pm »
Quote from: [SJ]Rotary Junkie on March 14, 2008, 08:27:03 pm
Ehh, believe we're doing a day race.

 :yep: :yep: :yep:
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[SJ]punkpigpen

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #17 on: March 14, 2008, 08:40:28 pm »
ive been trying to get my ventillo working right...sound i hear from someone out there (i think it was actually 2shedz) but i annot get my mic to work... im doing something wrong or the mic plug in for my sound carc might be wacked... help?
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[SJ]DenDanger

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Re: Do not attempt to change the channel, we are controlling transmissions.
« Reply #18 on: May 06, 2008, 06:55:27 am »
MMMMM, Leprosy!! I can't wait!

 (Wouldn't that void the 4 hour erection as it "falls off"?)
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