Dear Mrs. Dent,
We have reason to believe that your husband suffers from a serious addiction. He can't stop painting virtual cars.
At first this might seem to be an innocent pass time but we are authorized to inform you of the serious consequences.
Please do not, NOT encourage this behaviour any longer and take away his brush , virtual or not and give him a cookie, perhaps two if his case is more severe than we hope it to be.
If you don't take immediate action you might find precious items in your home transformed soon.
If by the end of this week your children walk around the house looking like expensive racing cars, it will be to late.
ACTION, NOW!
Sinceralilly yours,
Caspar de Worrier
Department of Things
She went through this when she met me and found out I had
camo'd my car.. said she wasn't sure at that point what she was getting into!! Discovered I like painting (camo back then) things. Started giving me
lists of things I was not ALLOWED to paint.........like her fridge.
When I wanted to build a PC last year she asked: "So, are you going to camo it?"
Key to camoing for me is to camo things that aren't normally camo'd...........I always wanted to do a motorhome for instance. Realized my hands would be in agony from the sanding!!!!
So, my current addiction, she loves as it keeps things from being painted, "tweaked", modified, blown up, (Kids told their teacher once "Daddy let the smoke out of his stereo....."-----never work on electronics with the power connected.), caught fire, or other various forms of the words MiLady say actually frighten her. namely when Denty says "I got an idea........"
Just converted my Lotus Cortina.

just to see if I could.
Funny as I been thinking I've slowed down on this stuff. EVO is too much fun to stop driving long enough.......