Author Topic: The Small Blessings Thread II (The little things that make the day go better)  (Read 26314 times)

Marcus

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Finding out that I get Thursday and Friday off from work.  When I wasn't sure I would even get Thursday.  Man I love Thanksgiving!

[SJ]Lav69

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beer!

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Marcus

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[SJ]Stein

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Finding a fish in a tree with a crossbow and probably a rifle.


LW_LCarp is deerhunting



Woof ~ Woof



[SJ]Pierre61

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Some old tart stroking down the back of my hair sat behind me in the theatre the other night (not the operating kind) .. yeah it was clearly a 'girls night out' and she was a rough old bint... but... hey .. still... getting attention from a female .. who'd a thought it :)
I offered her a handfull of my fiery hot chili nuts, which she accepted.. then made a really disgusting remark :)
Mrs B was very happy for me ... kind of when a kid comes home from school with a bloody aweful finger painting ... she gave me the "Oh.. that's very nice dear" thing when I told her :(

[SJ]Byron

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Some old tart stroking down the back of my hair sat behind me in the theatre the other night


Are you certain she wasn't just saving on the Kleenex?

"I say, I can't seem to get my hat off, dear...  it's almost  as if some sort of adhesive has been   applied"

[SJ]Minorshunt

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Kinda in a similar vein as Pete's story.

I got carded!  rotfl
I was out of town on business recently and having some beers and dinner by myself at a joint near the hotel. When I ordered my pre-dinner beer, the young waitress asked to see my ID. For a moment I didn't quite comprehend what was happening and just gave her my credit card. She said no, she needed to see a picture ID. At that point I panicked a bit inside because I didn't know if she would actually believe the birthdate on my drivers license. But what the hell. I'm thinking to myself that I must be a stud, and look it. So I whipped it out (pun intended) and laid it on the table. She picked it up and looked at it, looked at me, and blurted out in a most innocent and charming manner, "So you're like way ancient dude!"

Aww hell............reality bites every time. *sigh*
BTW the $20 tip she so masterfully orchestrated with the ID request was instantly cut in half with the way ancient crack. They gotta learn! hehe
Still, I got carded!  :biggrin:   

[SJ]dirtyvfr

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[SJ]Satain

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28 girls running around topless. oh that was a gooooooooooood night  :biggrin:

[SJ]Pierre61

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28 girls running around topless. oh that was a gooooooooooood night  :biggrin:

Sounds like old Topless had a great time :)

[SJ]KL Mallender

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Was just mussing through some of this recent stuff, when lo and behold, Marcus, about 7 or 8 posts previously to this, brought up "Lav69 avatar", I can't excape thinking what's up with my fantasy girl "Bannana Chick", Damm, I 'll have to sleep on my back again tonlght. :grrr: the price we must pay for being gentelmen is just to much, eh.  thumbs up

Kevin.  :twit:

Marcus

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John Denver's Christmas album.  Seriously,

[SJ]GT_Raycer

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28 girls running around topless. oh that was a gooooooooooood night  :biggrin:


Send a couple over to MY place!   :biggrin:  thumbs up

[SJ]Stein

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John Denver's Christmas album.  Seriously,


What?! it's called "Seriously"?  rotfl

C'mon he's been dead for quite while now.. how can i ever take him "seriously" again?



Woof ~ Woof


[SJ]Jarkko Rantajoki

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Winning 6 LFS races in a row and people not believing ive only had the game for 3 days.  moo

[SJ]Jarkko Rantajoki

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My daughter was so tired, that she fell asleep standing when i was putting her shoes on!
I was wondering cos she started going all over the place and when i lifted her she was sleeping... lol

[SJ]Byron

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Ahhh.

 :)

[SJ]Pierre61

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OK, this isn't to take the piss out of anyones bedroom proclivities or anything like that ... and it could well be one of those "you had to be there" things... but.

Coming home before Christmas there were some balls-ups at the airport but I finally managed to get a cancelled seat on a plane to Manchester. It wasn't the best seat on the plane, in fact it was on the final row at the back right in front of where the cabin crew sit.
The young chap looking after our section was only a little fellow and quite 'sensitive' in his manner. (Incredibly annoying habit of referring to us as 'Hey Guys' though...brrrrrr).

Anyway, we were held on the tarmac for a long time, young Nigel wafting up and down the cabin handing out water and assuring the 'guys' that we'd all be whizzing into the sky just as soon as possible. As the delay continued he began to get quite stressed for some reason and more than once the back of his palm met with his brow.

The Captain informed us that we were ready for take off and asked the crew to check the doors and get their seat belts on.
Young Nigel took his seat behind my left shoulder, strapped himself in and uttered the following phrase which, had me doubled up:

"Right.... let's do this!"

Like I said, perhaps you had to be their, or perhaps it just tickled my particular funny bone... but it was one of the few things to raise a smile that day :)

[SJ]Sh1te R1der

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"Right.... let's do this!"

HAHAHAHAHA! classic!


[SJ]Nailz

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sometimes having such a shite car really gets me down...



however, it does sometimes lead to hillarity. I had to pick up my wife and eldest daughter from curry house, so dutifully I jumped into aforementioned shit-hole to go and get them.

Now I don't drive slow, I'm not dangerous, but I deffinitely don't daudle... so I'm doing 35-40mph-ish in a 30 zone when this james hunt (more cock-er-ney slang there) in a BMW gets right up my backside... I was allready speeding so I weren't going any faster, then he started flashing his lights, so I slowed down to 30mph, he flashed more i slowed down to 20mph... eventually i got stopped by some traffic lights, and James Hunt pulled up alongside and started shouting obscenities! at mois!... so I folded my 6'3" 19stone (190cm 266lb) frame out of the "gran-mobile", walked round to his side of the car, and in my best cockney accent bellowed;

"'Ave you got a fackin' problem c*nt? 'cos if you 'ave i've got the fackin' answer..."

and low and behold, c*nty bollocks screams off, right through the red light...

teehee sometimes I love that car lol

[SJ]Stein

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hahaha... cool stuff boys.. i wonder what will happen if i pull a stunt like that nailz.. but i'm just 185cm... trouble is... so is almost everybody else.. apart from the elders.. hehe

Right.. lets do this...               famous last words.

Also mine when i DO book a flight.. once booked .. there's no way to get away from it.. thus having me arrive at a destination.. panicked and well.. usually



Woof ~ Woof


Marcus

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DVD Repair kits.  A few laps in GTL listening to the familiar voices on vent.  Snow.  My awesome Son, the little man makes life new and exciting.

[SJ]Pierre61

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DVD Repair kits.  A few laps in GTL listening to the familiar voices on vent.  Snow.  My awesome Son, the little man makes life new and exciting.


Marcus, why TF are you drunk at work? .. you have responsibilities man!!!
Next you'll be grabbing hold of DroKK and telling him that he's the only one that truly understands you ... get a grip man!

(It's very cool that you're feeling mellow ... still a bit girly though :) )

Marcus

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Jesus, you are right.  Must be the codine in my cough medicine.  Can't complain though...  lol

[SJ]Von T

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Somebody told me that some people buy BMW cuz it's the only car name they can spell.