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Marcus

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Once sentence story thread
« on: August 04, 2009, 10:29:50 am »
Please try to follow along.  Last time the stories rarely made sense.  lol

The rules are easy.  We tell a story.  Each person posts one sentence, and the story will continue with the next post.

This is a slightly revised version of the three word story... just in an effort to make it stay on track.  I'll go first.




This year at the Goodwood revival.

[SJ]Cato Larsen

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2009, 10:35:32 am »
Some shiny blokes entered Teds backdoor.

Marcus

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2009, 10:37:13 am »
With cases of alcohol, and a digital camera.

[SJ]Byron

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #3 on: August 04, 2009, 10:39:13 am »
"I knew I should have checked me mirrors before I bent over" said Ted as he squirted under the rim with his Toilet Duck.

[SJ]Cato Larsen

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #4 on: August 04, 2009, 11:06:58 am »
While a mighty dutchy stood tall, beating his chest screaming "I AM CASPAR" the rest got ready for track.

[SJ]Pierre61

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #5 on: August 04, 2009, 12:05:02 pm »
Big Dave had brought his tame tramp along to dance for them. In a rare show of concern, he had acquired an old ragged sweater which he had put onto the old man "Does my Bum look big in this?" he asked.

[SJ]Stein

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #6 on: August 04, 2009, 02:24:45 pm »
To which everybody grossfully replied "YES!" and he turned around and flipped all others the bird.

[SJ]DRokK

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #7 on: August 04, 2009, 06:32:19 pm »
Then frank (feeling somewhat left out) jumped on the kitchen table and brandished his newly fitted crotch hammock, yelling i coached this with my toes you know!

[SJ]Pierre61

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #8 on: August 04, 2009, 10:59:23 pm »
Meanwhile, in the corner by the patio doors DroKk was sat on the floor, knees tucked into his chest swinging his can of cider around and wailing... "Why oh why didn't I check my knitting dictionary before posting.... "Crocheted... CROCHETED... such a rookie error!". A few short minutes later he rose to his feet shook his head rapidly to clear it and grunted "Now where's that fat, carping, soon to be unconscious, hypercritical Portly Boy?"

[SJ]DRokK

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #9 on: August 04, 2009, 11:18:35 pm »
 :shy:  my sides hurt sir! can i be excused games today?  :D

[SJ]Pierre61

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #10 on: August 04, 2009, 11:23:48 pm »
... said Ted as he skipped into the kitchen...

[SJ]DRokK

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #11 on: August 04, 2009, 11:41:08 pm »
Meanwhile, in the corner by the toilet doors Pete was sat on the floor, knees tucked into his chest swinging his jar of port around and wailing... "Why oh why didn't I check my sentance count before posting.... "three sentences! THREE!!! such a rookie error!". A few short minutes later he rose to his feet shook his head rapidly to clear it and grunted "Now where's that fat, carping, soon to be unconscious, hypercritical DRokKy Boy?"

[SJ]Pierre61

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #12 on: August 04, 2009, 11:48:58 pm »
"Meh" grunted Pete in an uncharacteristic fit of pique

[SJ]Byron

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #13 on: August 04, 2009, 11:50:30 pm »
Marcus's eyelid was twitching as he made big red crosses on the monitor with his best red marker pen; "These boys will learn to follow my rules, just as you have done, my pretty one" he said to the moth eaten sock puppet on his left hand, and as the puppet whispered into his ear, Marcus looked towards the ceiling, shook his head and laughed.

[SJ]CasparGTL

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #14 on: August 05, 2009, 12:09:39 am »
The end of day one, as nothing can follow this, unless, wait, of course, SJ stop for no freak'n darkness, it's night, let the games begin!

[SJ]Cato Larsen

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2009, 05:47:42 am »
The night passed by gently for some, I was tightly a sleep, but just as it happened 2 years ago, I got woken by some strange sounds comming from our Portly Pete.
I had my cam and took the shot. Damn I wish I never did.


[SJ]Fleischi

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Re: Once sentence story thread
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2009, 07:35:24 am »
 :rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl: