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[SJ]Pierre61

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Re: Limericks anyone?
« Reply #25 on: September 08, 2006, 12:37:13 pm »
A striped one... now ain't that absurd?

[SJ]Byron

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« Reply #26 on: September 08, 2006, 12:39:42 pm »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D

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« Reply #27 on: September 08, 2006, 12:41:30 pm »
Ok...  Try this:


'Whilst losing it, after a shunt...'

[SJ]Pierre61

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« Reply #28 on: September 08, 2006, 01:17:30 pm »
I glared at the source of the punt

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« Reply #29 on: September 08, 2006, 06:12:13 pm »
As he passed on the right

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« Reply #30 on: September 08, 2006, 06:15:51 pm »

[SJ]Pierre61

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« Reply #31 on: September 08, 2006, 06:27:14 pm »
He just smiled and passed me a blunt :)

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« Reply #32 on: September 08, 2006, 06:29:35 pm »
Hehe...  Nicely side-stepped, monsieur!

 :)

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« Reply #33 on: September 08, 2006, 06:30:24 pm »
Ok...

'I was watching the race from the pits...'

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« Reply #34 on: September 08, 2006, 06:37:09 pm »

Hang on there just a mo, WTF is a blunt

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[SJ]Pierre61

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« Reply #35 on: September 08, 2006, 06:44:19 pm »

Hang on there just a mo, WTF is a blunt

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He just smiled and passed me a blunt



Enter 'define: blunt' in Google and you will find...

"In North America, a blunt is a cigar filled with marijuana. "

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« Reply #36 on: September 08, 2006, 06:48:22 pm »
'I was watching the race from the pits...'

Admiring the shiny cockpits..

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« Reply #37 on: September 08, 2006, 07:22:58 pm »
When I noticed a rumble

[SJ]Pierre61

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« Reply #38 on: September 08, 2006, 07:26:07 pm »
A kind of a 'grumble'

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« Reply #39 on: September 14, 2006, 01:05:23 pm »
It was Joseph Pujol's Greatest Hits!

 ;)

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« Reply #40 on: September 14, 2006, 01:14:19 pm »
HAHA! witty and relevent?? we're on fire today m'lud :)

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« Reply #41 on: September 14, 2006, 02:34:34 pm »
Hehe...

I think you need to come up with the repost in slightly less than six days to qualify as witty!  :D :D :D

Although I think someone once defined repartee as:  What you wish you had said!

Byron


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« Reply #42 on: September 14, 2006, 02:36:12 pm »
Engaging in battles intense...

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« Reply #43 on: September 15, 2006, 09:17:08 am »
I inserted my fifty pence

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« Reply #44 on: September 15, 2006, 12:32:41 pm »
My high score was holding..

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« Reply #45 on: September 15, 2006, 06:36:19 pm »
my temperature...... scolding

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« Reply #46 on: September 25, 2006, 01:17:29 pm »
When I was escorted, by force, from the Gents!

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« Reply #47 on: September 25, 2006, 01:22:30 pm »
The pink, the gold or the blue?
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« Reply #48 on: September 25, 2006, 02:06:45 pm »
I pondered, whilst chalking my cue

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« Reply #49 on: September 25, 2006, 02:27:50 pm »
The pink scores the most