Topic: Limericks anyone? (Read 9819 times)

[SJ]Pierre61 · « **Reply #25 on:** September 08, 2006, 12:37:13 pm »

A striped one... now ain't that absurd?

[SJ]Byron · « **Reply #26 on:** September 08, 2006, 12:39:42 pm »

[SJ]Byron · « **Reply #27 on:** September 08, 2006, 12:41:30 pm »

Ok... Try this:

'Whilst losing it, after a shunt...'

[SJ]Pierre61 · « **Reply #28 on:** September 08, 2006, 01:17:30 pm »

I glared at the source of the punt

[SJ]Byron · « **Reply #29 on:** September 08, 2006, 06:12:13 pm »

As he passed on the right

[SJ]2shedz · « **Reply #30 on:** September 08, 2006, 06:15:51 pm »

[SJ]Pierre61 · « **Reply #31 on:** September 08, 2006, 06:27:14 pm »

He just smiled and passed me a blunt

[SJ]Byron · « **Reply #32 on:** September 08, 2006, 06:29:35 pm »

Hehe... Nicely side-stepped, monsieur!

[SJ]Byron · « **Reply #33 on:** September 08, 2006, 06:30:24 pm »

Ok...

'I was watching the race from the pits...'

[SJ]2shedz · « **Reply #34 on:** September 08, 2006, 06:37:09 pm »

Hang on there just a mo, WTF is a blunt

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He just smiled and passed me a blunt

[SJ]Pierre61 · « **Reply #35 on:** September 08, 2006, 06:44:19 pm »

Hang on there just a mo, WTF is a blunt

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He just smiled and passed me a blunt

Enter 'define: blunt' in Google and you will find...

"In North America, a blunt is a cigar filled with marijuana. "

[SJ]Pierre61 · « **Reply #36 on:** September 08, 2006, 06:48:22 pm »

'I was watching the race from the pits...'

Admiring the shiny cockpits..

[SJ]Byron · « **Reply #37 on:** September 08, 2006, 07:22:58 pm »

When I noticed a rumble

[SJ]Pierre61 · « **Reply #38 on:** September 08, 2006, 07:26:07 pm »

A kind of a 'grumble'

[SJ]Byron · « **Reply #39 on:** September 14, 2006, 01:05:23 pm »

It was Joseph Pujol's Greatest Hits!

[SJ]Pierre61 · « **Reply #40 on:** September 14, 2006, 01:14:19 pm »

HAHA! witty and relevent?? we're on fire today m'lud

[SJ]Byron · « **Reply #41 on:** September 14, 2006, 02:34:34 pm »

Hehe...

I think you need to come up with the repost in slightly less than six days to qualify as witty!

Although I think someone once defined repartee as: What you wish you had said!

Byron

[SJ]Pierre61 · « **Reply #42 on:** September 14, 2006, 02:36:12 pm »

Engaging in battles intense...

[SJ]Byron · « **Reply #43 on:** September 15, 2006, 09:17:08 am »

I inserted my fifty pence

[SJ]Pierre61 · « **Reply #44 on:** September 15, 2006, 12:32:41 pm »

My high score was holding..

[SJ]2shedz · « **Reply #45 on:** September 15, 2006, 06:36:19 pm »

my temperature...... scolding

[SJ]Byron · « **Reply #46 on:** September 25, 2006, 01:17:29 pm »

When I was escorted, by force, from the Gents!

[SJ]Pierre61 · « **Reply #47 on:** September 25, 2006, 01:22:30 pm »

The pink, the gold or the blue?

[SJ]Byron · « **Reply #48 on:** September 25, 2006, 02:06:45 pm »

I pondered, whilst chalking my cue

[SJ]Pierre61 · « **Reply #49 on:** September 25, 2006, 02:27:50 pm »

The pink scores the most